爆笑英语话剧剧本
焦仲卿johnny(jforshort)
刘兰芝lunch(lforshort)
焦母johnny’s mother(jmforshort)
刘母lunch’s mother(lmforshort)
太守之子mayor’sson(msforshort)
强盗burglars(abandc)
prologue 序幕
(j作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,j被打中,狼狈不堪)
j:everybody says that i’m hen pecked, but in fact,i’m a strong tiger,(小声)while my
wife is wusong.
译：人人都说我怕老婆，实际上我是老虎，（小声）我妻子是武松。
(指着上台处的门大声道)i’m not afraid of you!
译：我才不怕你呢！
(内砸出一脸盆,j接住当成盾牌护着头)then, i’m afraid of whom! my wife lunchi is the most famous woman in the neighbor-hood.she is braver than me,smarter than me and stronger than me .all this i donot care. i only want she to be tender than me. but she is not! having a wife like this is just like living in the hell!
译：谁怕谁啊！在邻里中，我妻子是最有名气的。她比我勇敢、比我聪明、比我强壮。我也不在乎这些。我只觉得她该对我温柔些，但是她却不懂温柔！有这样的太太就像活在地狱中啊！
(内又砸出一卷纸筒,击中j)
my god! who can help me?(下)
译：我的天！谁来救救我啊？
act1 第一幕
(序幕结束时,jm作窃听状)
jm(拄拐棍上):i can!
(对门内)lunch! lunch! where are you?
l(扎着围裙,拿着锅铲,从门内跳出来):i’m here! what’s up ，mum?
jm:i have told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother in law”.
l:ok.my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law, what’s up?
jm:since you married my son you have be havedso badly.you have been so rude, so brusque,so
lazy……
l:but……
jm:never interrupt me!
l:never interrupt me! since i married your son, that terrible johnny,i have been working hard all
daylong,cooking and washing. i have raised tens of thousands of pigs and ducks and chicken
and……
jm:but all those you have done arenot asvaluable as a grandson!
l(生气地挥动着锅铲):oh,you want a grandson,don’t you?(开始解围裙)go and ask your son. i’m leaving!(扯下围裙,扔在jm的脸上,下)
act2
(lm坐在台上打毛线,l拿着锅铲上)
l:mum, i’m back!
lm:you are back?why?what happened?
l:i was kicked out by my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother–in-law.
lm(惊讶,但随即露出幸灾乐祸的神情):see! i have already told you! when you insisted on
marrying that terrible johnny, i told you that he is ugly tupid and poor, but you did not listen
to me. look at yourself……
l:but,mum……
lm:never interrupt me!
l:mum,i’m not interrupting you. i just want to tell you that you are always right ok? and
i’ll marry whomever you want me to.
lm(大喜):nice girl! just now, i met the mayor’s son in the market.he said:“if your daughter
haven’t been married,i really really want to marry her!”now you are free again, i ’ll go
and tell him.(下)
l(惊愕):what? the mayor’s son?the most famous playboy in the neighbor-hood? (手中的锅
铲掉在地上)what a silly thing i have done!(下)
act3
(j睡眼惺忪上)
j(边走边道):lunch! lunch! where are mysocks?
(走了几步,在地上捡起袜子)here they are!(闻一下) er! how smelly! they are still dirty!
(突然想起)lunch has gone! i have to wash them myself.
(他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起来)oh,i’m so hungry! but there’s no breakfast!(捡起地上的围
裙)this is what lunch always wears! i miss her so much, and her excellent cooking skill! now
she has gone.i have to cook for my mother and myself.
jm(上):where’s my breakfast? where’slunch?hasn’t she got up yet?
j:mum, can’t you remember?lunch has gone!
jm(沉吟片刻):well, to tell you the truth johnny, a son without a wife is suseless. lunch is an ice
girl,go and take her back!
j(立正敬礼):yes madam!
act4
(j开心地走着，忽然跳出来三个强盗)
a:hey you!stop and listen to us!
the road is built by me!(抬脚重重地踩在一块大石头上)
b:and i planted one tree!(亦抬脚踩在同一块石头上)
c:if you want to go by this street---(欲踩石头，但踩到了a的脚)
ab&c:give us all your money!
j(搜遍了每一个口袋，掏出1角硬币):is 1mao enough?
(三强盗晕倒状，接着三人聚在一边商量)
a:what bad luck! this guy is broken!
b:if we cannot robany money today,we will havenot thing to eat tonight!
c:i heard that the mayor’s son is going to marry miss liulanzhi next month.we can go and
rob the wedding!
a&b:good idea!
j(惊讶):what? what? lunch is going to get married? it’s impossible!
ab&c:why? a pretty girl and a richman,what a good couple!
j:but lunch is my wife! we haven’t got divorced yet!
(突然有了主意)i’ve got an idea!you are going to rob the wedding, don’tyou? i’ll go
with you. you take the money and i take the bride.
b:have you got any experience?
j:no. but i’ve got this!(j脱下鞋子从里面摸出一张支票，上书＄1，000，000)
act5
(转眼已到了婚礼之期．ms意气风发用红绸牵着新娘上，j盖着红盖头极不情愿地被拉上台)
(j和三强盗跃至台中)
abc&j:hey you! stop and listen to us!
a:the road is built by me!
b:and i planted one tree.
c:if you want to go by this street---
j:give us all your money!
(l听到j的声音，掀起了盖头)
l(惊喜万分):johnny!(不顾一切地飞奔到j的身边并躲到了的身后)
(ms大怒，挥拳向j打来．j矮身一躲，ms打中了j身后的l，l晕倒)
j(火冒三丈):how dare you beat my wife!（挥拳向ms冲去）
(j与ms混战，jm上，以拐杖击晕ms)
(j将ms胸前的新郎标志扯下戴在自己胸前)
j(扶起l，关切地问):honey, how are you?
l(哭状):i hurt a lot!
j:don’t cry baby.i’ll go and fetch the medicine. (下)
l(起身去追):wait for me! (跑下)
五人英语搞笑话剧剧本
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剧本编写英语怎么说
问题一：“剧本”用英语怎么说？ 剧本
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1.(of literature) a play; a drama; (of movie production) a scenario;耽a script; (of operas) a libretto; (of stage performance) a script
问题二："修改剧本"用英文怎么说? edit the screenplay/script
问题三：他成为了一个成功的演员并且开始写剧本，用英语怎么说 你好!
他成为了一个成功的演员并且开始写剧本
He became a successful actor and began to write plays
问题四：英语剧本怎么写啊？ 呵呵，你也喜欢以小品做为节目演出啊！我为你喜欢相声小品这样的 中国传统文化感到高兴！ 记住不要完全模仿别人的，自己一定要有点创新才行！那样能让大家接受，最好是加入你身边的事情的元素 按你的要求我帮你找了几个，我怕只找一个万一你觉得不合适，所以多找了几个备用的 如果要4个人或者4个以上的人，就把我给你的剧本拆开，分成4个人的台词就OK了哦，。呵呵 再加上点你们学校的事，那就太完美了呵呵,如果能帮的上你那我当然也开心了~如果没能帮到你的话只能说抱歉了呵呵，小7祝你早点找到合适的剧本！ 并且演出成功！ A:sir,sir,please give me a piece of bread.thank you,sir.I'm hungry to die. B:get away,get away,dirty man. A:sir,sir!! B:run away,please run away.I have no food,and I don't have money,either. C:hey,xiao D,he is so foolish,isn't he? A:but....sir....please listen to me..... B:wa,why are you so disgusting!! C:hey,chair,do you feel the man sat on you a moment ago is very stupid. E:ai,pretty flower,do you know,men are always very silly. E:sir!you lost your wallet!can't you be more clever? F:good morning,everybody.I'm a jonrnist F. Today I saw a very weird thing--a chair open her mouth,and two men are frightened to faint.now,I will intenview the two nozzy man. B:wo,my god,wo,my,mum. F:I'm sorry to tell you this man has been mad.we needn't take notice of him.let me interview the other man,hello,man,can you tell men why didn't you tell him he lost his wallet? A:I'm sorry,I don't know how to speak 钱包 in english...... F:dear audience,through this thing we can learn that how improtant it is to mastery a foreign language,and how lagre the money affect us.is that all right,chair? E:yes,yes. C:ai,men is so silly.
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问题五：电影剧本里的英文术语都是什么意思 电影剧本正文里，
首页左上角会出现FADE IN （淡入），
末页右下角会出现FADE OUT （淡出）。
中间的转场，常用的有CUT TO/ DISSOLVE TO/ FADE TO，根据不同转场方式决定写哪一个。
场景标题（scene heading/slugline）中，
EXT.表示Exterior（外景），INT.表示Interior（内景），EXT./INT.后面写的是某个具体地点。
DAY表示白天，NIGHT表示夜晚。
INTERCUT表示某场景的情节在两个不同的地点同时发生，需要进行镜头交切。
FLASHBACK表示闪回，闪回段落结束后会有END FLASHBACK.
角色对话中，出现在括号里的词属于对话的辅助性描写（parenthetical instructions）。
常用的有(beat)，表示故事节奏上的变化，通常是对话中的停顿；(pause)，表示对话中的停顿。
(in French/German/Chinese...)表示该角色说的是某一种外语，但剧本里用英文写出来；
(English subtitles)表示这段外语对话会加上英文字幕。
出现在页尾的(MORE)，表示本页最后一个角色的话没讲完，到下一页继续；
(CONT'D)，即Continued，用于该角色上一页的话没讲完时，或者同一页中该角色的话被某个动作/状况打断时，表示对话继续。
(O.S.)，即Off Screen，表示角色在该场景中出现，但观众看不到他/她，只能听见他/她的声音。
(V.O.)，即Voiceover，表示角色在该场景中并没有实际出现，但观众可以从场景中的电话/收音机等设备里听见他/她的声音；(V.O.)也同样用于角色的内心独白/解说。
(into phone)和(hangs up)，用于电话对白。
SERIES OF SHOTS:
A) ...
B) ...
C) ...
与
MONTAGE:
A) ...
B) ...
C) ...
SERIES OF SHOTS和MONTAGE都表示把一系列镜头/画面排列组合起来，从而避免使用过多的场景标题。
SERIES OF SHOTS通常用于同一时间同一地点发生的事情，注重逻辑顺序；
MONTAGE则是把不同时空内的场景进行组接，用来渲染情绪或制造氛围。
A) ... B) ... C) ... 每一条表示一个镜头/画面。
问题六：用其他语言写剧本 用英语怎么说 “用其他语言写剧本”参考英译文如下：
write/writing scripts (by) using other language(s).
问题七：求英语达人给翻译一个自己写的小剧本，想给外教讲故事。。。 10分 Nothing in the dark space, a man standing in front of a big white, the door closed, have a lock on the door. Men want to push door into, but the door did not move. He wanted to think, suddenly bee a rose into the lock, turn left turn right, door followed left twisting right twisted a few times, they don't have a movement. Rose back to form a man, his head, and wanted to think, his torn into pieces of paper, into a letter, fly into the keyhole. The door fibrillation fibrillation, after a few moments and letters to spit it out. Man depressed to contemplate, flashes, displace a lot of money and fly to the front door, but see a lock hole suddenly opened into a mouth, a pep have blown notes scattered, the scattered money into the man on the ground, with a face distress. Man knocks the door, the door fibrillation fibrillation again, but did not open all the time. Man in front of the door quietly standing for a long time, finally hold their chest, single-handedly into dagger, open his chest, took a beating heart, posted on the door softly. Disappeared moments later, door locks, the door opened inward, a soft white light overflow, a white skirt woman stand quietly in the door, the man *** iled. Men in a brisk walk in, stood in front of the woman. Door behind the man slowly disappear, in the white space, a woman in one hand into the blade, the other from the chest in his own heart, and a man for a ball in the hands of the heart fusion, suspended between two people, a li......>>
问题八：大家好，请问电视剧本用英语怎么说，谢谢！ 标准答案来了
TV adaptation
